{"id":3814,"date":"2016-06-13T15:50:48","date_gmt":"2016-06-13T15:50:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.backattheranchwithpaula.com\/coffee\/?p=3814"},"modified":"2016-07-19T08:52:52","modified_gmt":"2016-07-19T08:52:52","slug":"here-come-de-judge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.backattheranchwithpaula.com\/coffee\/2016\/06\/here-come-de-judge\/","title":{"rendered":"Here Come de Judge…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Rose is Moonlighting…<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Lady<\/p>\n

I don’t really know<\/p>\n

If I should say<\/em> it is so<\/p>\n

The Rose actin’ nifty<\/p>\n

But a little bit shifty<\/em>…<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

She’s aware we be movin’<\/p>\n

Relieved we’ll be groovin’!<\/p>\n

At least so we hope<\/p>\n

Asked all but the Pope.<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

And no guarantees<\/p>\n

Of roads or of access<\/p>\n

Of ‘biz’? residential?<\/p>\n

Research<\/strong> be my<\/em> Praxis<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

But yet I have found<\/p>\n

With all of the seeking<\/p>\n

Don’t often get answers.\u00a0No Matter.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Soooo… Roooh..se…<\/p>\n

jus’\u00a0what<\/em> you be leaking…?<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Not of me for of course<\/p>\n

I am Open Book<\/p>\n

But if paying or paid<\/p>\n

It’s not fair<\/em> to look!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

For no-sin’ can be nosy<\/p>\n

And yours is so flat<\/em><\/p>\n

So think’n \u00a0it’s Rosey<\/p>\n

On the side, it’s not Phat!<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

But here’s why I think\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Rose<\/strong> is Moonlight’n…<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Suddenly when needed<\/p>\n

was a notar-y<\/p>\n

There<\/strong> appeared Rose<\/strong><\/p>\n

Her paw on my knee.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

“Just iPhone<\/strong> it, now..!.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Don’t think you have time<\/em><\/p>\n

To run all around<\/p>\n

The stamp can be mine<\/strong>.”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

So I sez to my Pet<\/p>\n

\u2018So how is it legal?<\/p>\n

She said, \u201cgot my stamp<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

Because I’m so Regal<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Well didn’t surprise me<\/p>\n

She is quite the Queen…<\/p>\n

But how does it pass…<\/p>\n

On the line or between?<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

She said, “it’s a chip…<\/p>\n

At the Spa they implant…<\/p>\n

Don’t ask any questions<\/p>\n

Or go off on a rant…”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Just pay my $5<\/strong><\/p>\n

Or salmon<\/em> will do<\/p>\n

Sardines on the side<\/em><\/p>\n

Nice tip<\/strong> would be, too.\u201d<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

But I really dunno?<\/p>\n

Something else isn’t right<\/p>\n

She’s shifty and loose<\/em><\/p>\n

Not mad and uptight.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I’m glad she feels purpose<\/p>\n

As work gratifi’n<\/p>\n

But somehow her nosin’<\/em><\/p>\n

Now feels like she’s spy’in<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I mean when one claims<\/em><\/p>\n

That their paw<\/strong> is a witness<\/em><\/p>\n

‘To what?’ I would say?<\/p>\n

For God<\/strong> is the litmus…!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

But I’m glad she’s ‘in<\/strong>‘<\/p>\n

With the powers that be<\/p>\n

Perhaps will sustain her<\/p>\n

At least support me<\/em>!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

So what can I say?<\/p>\n

The papers she sign<\/p>\n

We closed on the house<\/p>\n

Stars<\/strong> begin to align<\/strong>…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Rose is Moonlighting… I don’t really know If I should say it is so The Rose actin’ nifty But a little bit shifty…   She’s aware we be movin’ Relieved we’ll be groovin’! At least so we hope Asked all but the Pope.   And no guarantees Of roads or of access Of ‘biz’? residential?… Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3815,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backattheranchwithpaula.com\/coffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3814"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backattheranchwithpaula.com\/coffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backattheranchwithpaula.com\/coffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backattheranchwithpaula.com\/coffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backattheranchwithpaula.com\/coffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3814"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.backattheranchwithpaula.com\/coffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3818,"href":"https:\/\/www.backattheranchwithpaula.com\/coffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3814\/revisions\/3818"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backattheranchwithpaula.com\/coffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.backattheranchwithpaula.com\/coffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backattheranchwithpaula.com\/coffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.backattheranchwithpaula.com\/coffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}