{"id":4067,"date":"2018-06-26T17:36:01","date_gmt":"2018-06-26T17:36:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.backattheranchwithpaula.com\/coffee\/?p=4067"},"modified":"2018-07-04T17:52:44","modified_gmt":"2018-07-04T17:52:44","slug":"youre-so-fetch-ing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.backattheranchwithpaula.com\/coffee\/2018\/06\/youre-so-fetch-ing\/","title":{"rendered":"So fetch-ing…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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P: \u00a0“Rose! What are you doing?”<\/p>\n

Rose: \u00a0“Looking for my weekend date.”<\/p>\n

P: \u00a0“Seriously, what is that?”<\/p>\n

Rose: \u00a0“It’s ‘fetch<\/strong>‘. And don’t act like YOU<\/em> don’t know what it is.”<\/p>\n

P: \u00a0“Oh, no one really does that anymore, we just can’t get free of the auto subscribe with all the emails… one has potentially used.”<\/p>\n

Rose: \u00a0“Yes, no one in your age bracket is dating or even trying for that matter. So, that’s why it’s opened up all this bandwidth for Pet Use.”<\/p>\n

P: \u00a0“Wait a sec, what do you mean?”<\/p>\n

Rose: \u00a0“Just what I said, why do you think all the dog parks were suddenly sprouting up all over eminent domain. \u00a0For the fertilizer? Just think of it as somewhat of a commons…but for hooking up.”<\/p>\n

P: \u00a0” I don’t know…what really happens?”<\/p>\n

Rose: \u00a0“Come ooon…what’s the worst that could happen? We are all fixed. Are you worried about inappropriate haunching?”<\/p>\n

P: \u00a0“Nooo….okay, may I look at these guys…?”<\/p>\n

R: \u00a0“Sure. Let’s just start at the top, left to right. No, No, N0<\/strong>!”<\/p>\n

P: \u00a0“Why? Pugs, Brussels Griffon and English setters. Though I’ll agree with you about the last pair…I think in reality they HAVE been on a hunting trip and they could have had a little less ex-pose-ure for my taste.”<\/p>\n

Rose: \u00a0“Ditto and they’re not fixed, enough said. But, they are all family. That is,<\/p>\n