{"id":833,"date":"2011-10-21T08:00:30","date_gmt":"2011-10-21T13:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/backattheranchwithpaula.com\/coffee\/?p=833"},"modified":"2011-10-21T08:00:30","modified_gmt":"2011-10-21T13:00:30","slug":"anomalies-in-agriculture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.backattheranchwithpaula.com\/coffee\/2011\/10\/anomalies-in-agriculture\/","title":{"rendered":"Calving Part III: Anomalies in Agriculture at the XIT Ranch."},"content":{"rendered":"[youtube]http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=a8F5veIKnnI[\/youtube]\n<p>My last and perhaps best Paul Anka selection. Distracting and counter-intuitive to my motives, but makes the post, hang in there until 1:05 at least. But then, you won&#8217;t want to leave. \u00a0And what mutual conclusion did John and Paula have about Anita, Paul Anka&#8217;s singing partner in Europe, after viewing her forearms&#8230;? So I think we were right on with Paul being big with the drag queens.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight&#8217;s essay is about <strong>anomalies<\/strong>. The boss (only works part-time on Sundays) threw me a bone. He helped me with organization of my thoughts and photos. So, you can thank him for connecting the dots that were related in my brain to identify my point before I had one. \u00a0Yes, it very often works this way with the Adams&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_834\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-834\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-834\" title=\"IMG00067-20110121-2222\" src=\"https:\/\/backattheranchwithpaula.com\/coffee\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/IMG00067-20110121-2222-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-834\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sink and mini hot water heater station in calving zone of barn.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>John pointed out the hot water heater Friday night.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Paula: &#8220;That&#8217;s so nice of you, I bet they like the warm water.&#8221; But I hadn&#8217;t ever noticed any post-labor rinse-off for the girls before&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">John: &#8220;That&#8217;s for me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">I was sympathetic after other night in the pens when it was below freezing. There is only a small space heater in the barn, and this was only added in about 1996 when we moved to the west ranch.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">I guess cold water is a real shocker after all that hot pV$&#8230;.well, I don&#8217;t say these words, my father might be reading, let&#8217;s just say steaminess. See Part I.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">So, hot water heater in the barn is\u00a0<strong>anomaly one.<\/strong> Like a rancher with a cadillac, this is pretty high status for the XIT.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_835\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-835\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-835\" title=\"IMG00035-20110122-1019\" src=\"https:\/\/backattheranchwithpaula.com\/coffee\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/IMG00035-20110122-1019-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-835\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mother and baby twins, born Jan. 22, 2011.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>Anomaly Two:<\/strong> Baby twins were born Saturday night.<br \/>\nThis is always fun. But, the mother cannot nurse two children, so John&#8217;s brother-partner brought over a cow from the e. ranch who had lost her baby. This is so the extra calf can &#8220;mother up&#8221; to the mother who no longer has her calf.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Anomaly Three: <\/strong>That girl is a freak.<\/p>\n[youtube]http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=y3CtadNZdSY[\/youtube]\n<p>John is speaking about a cow that never had any contractions. Being on the same team (females) as the cow and two weeks overdue with my own children, I have other theories for this. For example, she is such a good mother the children don&#8217;t want to leave, the calf might actually need more time in the womb, or she&#8217;s tired of men pushing her to fit their schedules and going to be difficult.<\/p>\n<p>The point is, for rancher this is a pain:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Inconvenience:<\/strong><\/span> he has to stay up in the middle of the night either way. \u00a0He can<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>haul the girl himself to Ashland (72 miles one-way), wait for the c-section, then drive her home the other 72. This is probably a good 4-6 hr time commitment in the middle of the night.<\/li>\n<li>Or bother the people you value the most, his great vets in Ashland, to do a housecall at the ranch.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>The vet is expensive<\/strong><\/span> (to John the money guy). And a word about vets&#8230;The Ashland Veterinary has the best large animal and K-state grads in the region, and also great for cats and dogs. \u00a0And cheapest, maybe $175 for labor, $75 for mileage and time. It would be twice as much from Liberal.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>One of a Cowboy&#8217;s many fine motor skills at the XIT is that he can stitch. They can handle a prolapse. This is when everything<span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"> in<\/span>\u00a0the region from where the calf resides falls <span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">out. <span style=\"color: #000000;\">It gets<\/span><\/span>\u00a0shoved back in, she is stitched up and her life goes on. \u00a0If life at stake, the vet called regardless, even if she&#8217;s going to town to the auction block the next year or the next day.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And if there is any perceived harshness about<em> mothering tendencies<\/em> in the video, it&#8217;s not perceived; if you&#8217;re barren, you&#8217;re out after the first year.<\/p>\n<p>Last, I just couldn&#8217;t figure out the hanging stirrup from the ceiling conundrum from Part I. If you&#8217;ll remember the visual stirrup of a horse and word connection reminded me of the OB\/GYN so I was really trying to figure out how she got her legs way up there by the ceiling&#8230;Finally, as I did with so many engineering confusions I had in classes at KU, I had to ask.<\/p>\n<p>John illustrates the function of the stirrup in the last frame.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, <strong>anomalies are good. <\/strong>I\u00a0wouldn&#8217;t want life any other way.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[youtube]http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=a8F5veIKnnI[\/youtube] My last and perhaps best Paul Anka selection. Distracting and counter-intuitive to my motives, but makes the post, hang in there until 1:05 at least. But then, you won&#8217;t want to leave. \u00a0And what mutual conclusion did John and Paula have about Anita, Paul Anka&#8217;s singing partner in Europe, after viewing her forearms&#8230;? 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