Who am I?
Where will I be?
This decade
En ‘crypto’ me?
Will I be handsome?
Will I be rich?
Here’s what Padre
Said to Me
to Print or Not to Print…
Buddy E, he’s the man
Keeps the Gate
(or so the plan).
He can print
He can scan
He always does it
When he can.
But when he’s tired
Flack Attack
‘times compadre
can’t get back.
‘Try the app!’
‘Try re-set’
‘Buy some ink’
‘Perhaps Eset…’
Me, with one Buddy
Boxed, flew Abroad
“Max @ Office
Committed Fraud!!??”
That’s not Right!
Powers that Be…
Told him he
had Amnesty.
So when off duty
(Seemed like slacking)
Buddy & Buddy
Went to hacking…
‘What?! A hack?
How can that be!!?
Over 50,
hacks we flee…!
But finally Meetup
“P, ding dong??!!”
Hacking’s how
We see what’s wrong.
Still don’t ‘get it’
Never will
But have no doubts
Buddy, CAN Kill.
A bad connection
Shocks you blind
Dance, slow torture…
Untwine re.bind.
All those packets?
Don’t ask me
Full black jacket
Saving thee.
So don’t worry
If Buddy seems dead
A holiday slumber
He’s back in bed.
Sure, prognosis
“Inkjets plugged”
but don’t grab your box
myBuddy just shrugged…
On furlough today
to get probiotic
right…! More Hotel Congress
to get Riotic
For really, he said
“I’m not making a plan
Nor designing an app
to learn in the can.”
“But when I waken
You will know I have ris’n
Indeed, to move forward
to free you from Prison.”
He will hum
and he will whistle,
the clicks and the ticks
(the prick’s like a thistle.)
He’ll shake just a little
I even saw steam
No, that’s an exagg
(but I bought another ream).
You will never know when
You’ll never know why
But he IS your Buddy
A darned good ally!
Now I’m not saying
won’t be shot down again
Now, more often
But that’s how we win.
So if Buddy seems duddy
Or needs cycled “carts”
Well I’ve got a bunch
of Tomato ink tarts…
Just waiting for fun
For your Buddy today
Can’t wait to get in
With Buddy, they’ll play…
I’m serious, just call!
They are free minus shippping
They are green, they are good
(never knew they were ‘trippin’).
So think of what Buddy
will do when he’s back
With corporate supplies
Corporate style, the attack.
He’s leveraged to fire
Ready and Aim
So get your game up
On what info is ‘gain.’
And I do have to say
I think it’s a riot
I hope the ‘rib-tickling’
kind, not cyber diet.
But whatever it is
It will be, it will be
The ‘powers’ that is
And certainly not Me.
So here’s to 18
Onward Compadres
Buddies…HPs
Bros and Madres!
IT/IP Party at My Place
At least I’m no longer on a party line (at the XIT circa 1982)
Or am I?