P: Rose, what is it that you are getting into??? Seriously…
Rose: Well, no one has left me anything really tasty lately, so I did think maybe it was time to go to the local Trader and get healthy.
P: Hmmm…if I remember correctly, you complained about my visit & provisions just last year.
Rose: Wrong again, that was Whole Foods. And, it wasn’t really that bad, it was just that I thought gluten meant vegan and I am not ready for that. In fact, it just isn’t in my 12 steps.
P: Don’t say it! No one likes it when you say it!
Rose: “What? ____or be killed? Maybe tasty people who haven’t lived on a ranch full of coyotes are offended. Maybe they need some wilderness training on the Hi Plains. How do you think we became so revered in Asian countries…survival of the cutest face’est & intuitive-est….
Well, I need some hard stuff. Let’s go shopping….
P: What kind of hard stuff?
Rose: Well, I do like the higher fiber from Dr. Poage’s .And, the gluten free at Whole foods wasn’t bad. Honestly, I really like all the bright colors though, like Kibbles & Bits and Rachel Ray’s…
P: Totally get it, Lucky Charms, Trix, Fruit Loops. Everything your mom didn’t buy!
Did that Hill Brothers settle your tum after you found that delicious lunch someone left for you!??
Rose: Yes, but I mean it, I need that other stuff, it is HARD. Industrial Strength, like Foddy & All Bran, Tuff Stuff. I think there are some kind of chips or something in it…maybe I’m supposed to be spreading it around the ‘hood.
….I dunno, Dr Pogue never really gave me any instructions when I went in last.
P: What’s it called?
Rose: I don’t know….I think something with Bits, too, like maybe Simply Bits…It sounds delicious to me, I really want to try it, so hurry up & get your phone & purse.
Or, leave the phone-no pics. I feel I may have some kind of conflict of Pinterest.
But, bring your cappuccino…on second thought, bring it. You can get some Stars with your few last bucks. I heard your Gold Card is expiring. And…well…maybe not part of the program, BUT….